England Players Vow To Spend Their Way Out Of Depression
"Rio Ferdinand said he would cheer himself up by paying Paul Gascoigne £1 million to recreate his 1996 wonder goal against Scotland in his back garden 'over and over again'.
Reg Hollis, 53, a lifelong England fan, said he could appreciate that the football stars were hurting but thought they might get over it. "I'm hurting too," he said. "And I'm absolutely fucking skint."
Hat tip to Eddie T.
PS - The picture is an x-ray of John Terry's skull.
PPS - The Estate of the late Jim Henson is thinking of suing the Scottish Patient Blog for defamation.
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Severe flood warning in Scotland on Wednesday night as 5 millions jocks were pissing themselves laughing!
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