Prince Harry Apologises for Not Wearing Nazi UniformShocked paparazzi yesterday snapped Prince Harry in normal working clothes, minus any sign of swastikas or iron crosses. A Palace spokesperson immediately an apology. The statement said "It is well known that the Royal Family has a history of Nazi sympathies going back generations and the Prince recognises that it was in poor taste to appear in public as if he was a normal person. He hopes that no Nazis were offended by his careless act and promises to keep up the family tradition in future.
Huygens Probe Sends Back First Titan ImagesThe Huygens probe has sent back the first images of Saturn's moon Titan, showing a long dark shape resembling an International Communist Current. One stunning black and white image reveals what seems to be discussion forums on permanent revolution leading out into a remote island of sectarianism. Another shows a flat surface that is apparently strewn with inpenetrable position statements. Scientists and Huygens captured more than 300 images of the ICC and that no activity has been detected. The Cassini spacecraft continues to the edge of the solar system where it will eventually establish whether the dark planet Militant actually exists.