A Private Function (1984)

 

Snow Day

 

A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (2026)

 

Fuck Zuck

Make a wee joke about RFK JR, and this is what happens.

Wankers.

The Wrecking Crew (2026)

 

"I made this !"

It happened and it sucked. Making this meme didn't soften the blow.

Small Prophets (2026)

 

Ten for Ten

Posting this late . . . trying to catch up . . . can't hang around to chat.

Okay, I'll hang around to say this much. Another 180 in the midst of getting up, and getting others up and out on a weekday, early morning. I'm looking for patterns . . . any sort of edge which can somehow increase the flow of 180s. It's all bullshit . . . but it's in keeping with my darting life.

10/50

Fuck the Superbowl . . .

Just hit my second 13-darter in 6 days.

140, 85, 100, 140, D18 checkout.

. . .  Only joking about the Superbowl. Go the Bears. I love Walter Payton and The Fridge.

'In the middle of the night . . . '

How do you put the musical note emojis in post titles? I really need that emoji. It would save a lot of faffing  about. And there would be more Billy Joel references.

Why was I playing at 4.33 am in the morning? As it was three weeks ago - at the time of writing this - I don’t have a scooby. It must have been a random throw in the middle of the night after waking up to go to the bathroom. If I was practising at 4.30 in the morning for any length of time, the neighbours would have been pounding down the door with pitchforks at the ready.

Maybe it’s a thing now? My 180s scoring rate is significantly down for 2026. Don’t ask me why  . . . I’ll just hit you with excuses. Set the alarm for 4.30 . . . go to the bathroom . . . wash hands . . . throw a 180 . . . and then go back to bed. Or is it set the alarm for 4.30 . . . throw a 180 . . .  then go to the bathroom . . . wash hands . . . what would Colin Lloyd do?

8/50