Thursday, May 28, 2026

When 1 and 2 are the wrong way round.

A bounce out on the bull deprived me of my second ever 12-darter. A possible 12-darter turned into a 21-darter. Woe is me. (Still a 71.6 average, I guess.)

136, 140, 140 . . . and, then, aiming for the T15 I hit a S15, went S20 and then the dart bounced off the wire when I was going for the bull. Fast forward three other rounds before I finally won the leg against the bastard bot.

I'm not even playing that well at the moment. Just once of those brief moments that keeps you enveloped in darts.

Wednesday, May 27, 2026

Fast One by Paul Cain (Vintage Crime/Black Lizard 1932)

 


Kells walked north on Spring. At Fifth he turned west, walked two blocks, turned into a small cigar store. He nodded to the squat bald man behind the counter and went on through the ground-glass-paneled door into a large and bare back room.

The man sitting at a wide desk stood up, said, “Hello!” heartily, went to another door and opened it,said, “Walk right in.”

Kells went into a very small room, partitioned off from the other by ground-glass-paneled walls. He sat down on a worn davenport against one wall, leaned back, folded his hands over his stomach, and looked at Jack Rose.

Rose sat behind a round green-topped table, his elbows on the table, his long chin propped upon one hand. He was a dark, almost too handsome young man who had started life as Jake Rosencrancz of Brooklyn and Queens. He said, “Did you ever hear the story about the three bears?”

Kells sat regarding Rose gravely and nodded his head slowly up and down.

Rose was smiling. “I thought you'd have heard that one.” He moved the fingers of one hand down to his ear and pulled violently at the lobe. “Now you tell one. Tell me the one about why you've got such a load on Kiosque in the fourth race.”

Kells smiled faintly, dreamily. He said, “You don’t think I'd have an inside that you’d overlooked, do you, Jackie?” He got up stretched extravagantly and walked across the room to inspect a large map of Los Angeles County on the far wall.

Sunday, May 17, 2026

The Works

Are you shitting me?

I only picked up these darts 'cos I asked my son to get me a random dart to help me open a package. I decided to play with them against the Dart bot, and I only go and hit my first ever 170 checkout. ('The Big Fish'.)

I haven't played with these darts - One80 Rectifiers - for about 4 years. This is the bane of the bang average dart player. Pick up a random set darts, play out of your skin with them for 5 minutes, and then convince yourself that they're your 'forever darts'.

It serves me right.




Friday, May 15, 2026

I'm Chering this . . .

I laughed.

Maybe they should change their name to Hearts of Mitteleuropa?



Spot the pun, peeps? No truth in the rumour that Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves is a reference to the Hearts ultras.

Yep, posted on Twitter, but spotted on Facebook. Twitter is not my thing these days. It hasn't an unpleasant musk surrounding it. 

Wednesday, May 13, 2026

'Can you give me a five star rating?'

I won't lie. This brilliant joke that I found on Facebook hits a bit too close to the bone.

You just can't help yourself.


Monday, May 11, 2026

Bobbing along

A mid-afternoon 180. Nothing much to report, so I won't make something up.




68/50

Thursday, May 07, 2026

Previously seen in a small hut in Düsseldorf, West Germany, circa 1983

Seven years ago today.

Yes, that was my board and those were my darts. 

The board was from Aldi. I think the Darts were from a Christmas Cracker . . . they might as well have been.




Facebook likes to trigger me.