Saturday, December 01, 2018

Cooking on gas . . .

Oops, I did it again. (Owen's into Britney Spears at the moment.)

It appears that if I play darts whilst making the kids food, I will NEARLY hit 180s. Good to know . . . and the kids will just have to get used to eating 14 meals a day:

Friday, November 30, 2018

Happy St Andrews Day . . .

. . . to all the neds, huns, teuchtars, fur coat and no knickers types, the ninety-minute nationalists and the shortbread biscuit brigade.*

* Don't be offended. I'm in there somewhere, myself.

Whilst making the kids some toast . . .

So bastard close. And it's been awhile as well.

Tuesday, November 06, 2018

A Slack Parent writes . . .

Genuine question. That job lot of Doctor Spock books that I bought from a charity shop all those years ago for the price of a jumbo-sized Mars Bar are not providing me with any answers: