. . . and I don't mean the picture of a young Davie Provan auditioning for an MC5's tribute band.
Take it away Peter Grant:
"Peter Grant says the funniest thing he ever heard in football was during an old firm game.
Davie Provan was running rings round Alex McDonald. After one of his runs he walked past wee Doddy and says.
'I could keep a beach ball away from you in a phone box.'"
Hat tip to the internet.