. . . whilst I act out the self-aggrandising dick routine.
Granted it isn't on a par with The Beatles on April 4th 1964, but 4, 5 and 6 on google for the Socialist Standard is not bad.
I even made it to number 3 on google with SPGB.
I want a chocolate teapot by way of a reward. Failing that, a chocolate fireguard will do.