I think they just make this shit up as they go along; just so I can hate Chelski all the more.
In the space of a week, Middlesbrough's Aliadiere gets an extra game slapped onto his existing three game ban, whilst Lampard gets a chocolate biscuit from the FA for a worse example of on-pitch petulance.
Come on Olympiakos. Turn those bastards over. I won't even mind if
Hutton Torosidis scores the winner.