Wednesday, July 12, 2006

That Elvis Costello Song

To the person in Tokyo who periodically looks at my blog after accessing it via a google search for Robert Barltrop's 'The Monument'? Say hello for christ sake. I won't bite.

Must dash - the new season of Project Runway is just about to start. It's the best reality show on TV.

***STOP-PRESS***

The fourth member of the British Electronic Foundation has turned up on Project Runway after being missing - feared dead - for 25 years. Now going by the name of Malan Breton, he claims to have been born in Taiwan and has an English accent that appears to have been cribbed from an Evelyn Waugh novel. He went by the name of Terry Curran in his B.E.F days, and was known to have hailed from the not so posh part of Attercliffe in Sheffield. Prior to appearing on tonight's opening episode of the third series of Project Runway, he had last been seen on the windswept night of October 11th 1981, at around 10.17pm, nipping out of the Leeds Cosmo Club to go buy a pickled onion and chips at the chippie next door. Up until tonight's startling reappearance he had been viewed as the Richey Manic of his lost generation.

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