Victoria Beckham's belly button fluff collection is too deep for the Daily Mail There isn't a mine shaft deep enough . . .

. . . for the editor of the Daily Mail.

I'm sorry but it's too late in life for me to warm to Tony Adams, despite his best efforts:

"I don't actually trust anyone who doesn't have self-doubt. But I have resources and I have a lot of faith in myself, my methods and my team. I'm walking tall at the moment. It feels like the right thing to do. Is this too deep for the Daily Mail?"

More gems from Mr Adams's treasure chest via the Guardian's Barney Ronay's Sporting Heroes of 2008.