"My first day on the job in America, I was getting trained by Todd, or Josh, or Chip, or Hank, whatever the fuck, and he says to me "So, you're Irish, haw? Do you know John? He was here last year."
Ah, good oul John, that fecker, course I know him, I says, sure isn't he King of our village."
From a post that is sooo last year, literally, but I have to post a link to it 'cos the quiz - and the resultant comments - are bastard funny.
*Microdisney - B side to 'Town to Town'. Their one *cough* hit record.