One for Reidski.
From Football365com website, a brilliantly funny pisstake of hoolies and their ilk that might have John King reaching for the phone to ring his solicitor.
"Work. Same old, same old. A warrior like me should not be caged. And definitely not as a Waste Management Support Co-ordinator in Lewisham Council. Phone rings. Pick it up."Ooo are ya? Ooo are ya? Ooo are ya?" I shout.
"Barry," says the voice. "It's Mr Stevens. Now what did we say about answering the phone in accordance with the guidelines laid down by HR in consultation with designated union representatives?"
"Sorry, Mr Stevens," I say.
"That's better Barry. Now can you please arrange for a member of the cleaning personnel team to go down to the lobby and change the waste paper basket on front desk?"
"Millwall! Millwall! Millwall!" I shout.
"No Barry. Waste paper management now. Millwall later," says Stevens. "Honestly Barry. A man of 48 really ought to be able to control himself." [READ ON . . . .]
From Old Hooligan: A Day In The Life.
Hat tip to 'Sweet FA' over at Urban 75.
1 comment:
that is a good one
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