World Cup Sayings #2

Heard at various times during last night's ESPN2 commentary of the Poland vs Germany game:

"A klose up of the Polish born Klose as the German team sing the national anthem."

"Klose went klose with that shot."

"Klose is getting kloser to scoring."

"How klose was Klose to scoring?"

"At the klose of the first half, Klose is Germany's best chance of scoring."

"Ballack is near the six yard box, but Klose is kloser."

"It's the klose of play for Klose as he gets substituted."

"Now that he has been substituted, Klose is sitting klose to Klinsmann on the bench."

Happiness is a warm pun.