"The rich declare themselves poor richer."

Thought George Michael was a hero for doing this, but I now think he's a wanker for doing this. And I don't care if he does donate the $3m to charity. What makes it worse is this info from the same article:

"Not everyone is for hire though. U2 have said they will only perform in front of ordinary fans."

Christ, looks like 2007 is going to be a conflicted year.