When you mix in some Maradona, a dash of Gemmill and a splash of le Tissier, you get . . .

. . . Golazo de Yohandry Orozco.

According to his wiki page , Orozco is only 5 ft 4 1⁄2 in. The bloke should be playing for Falkirk.

And now that it's on my mind; Why haven't Venezuela ever had a decent national side?