Sunday, July 05, 2009

Quote of the day

Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"

Priest: "Oh, no, not if you did not know."

Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

Hat tip to John B:


J.J said...

Love it :-)

danny said...

Vicar walking down the street sees a small boy in his garden with some very young puppies."What beautiful puppies you have there" says the Vicar, "Yes they're christian puppies Vicar" says the boy. The priest is delighted and goes on his way. Some weeks later as was bound to happen the god botherer sees the same little boy in the same garden with, wouldn't you know it the same puppies. "I see our christian puppies have grown" beams the cleric. "Oh no the puppies are atheists" replies the lad. "How come they're atheists "? asked the troubled Vicar. "Cos they've got their eyes open now" laughed the boy.