On The Road 9
A reading in a cinema complex in Sheffield for the Off the Shelf Festival, followed by a Q & A session on contemporary poetics and related literary topics:
Me: OK, one last question.Man: In a fist fight between you and Jarvis Cocker, who'd win?Me: Er . . . I've never met him, but from the pictures I've seen I'd have to fancy my chances.Man: He's outside.