Wednesday, June 23, 2004

Back Page Shocker: Ugly Footballer Refuses To Sign For Glasgow Rangers!


Wayne Rooney - An absolutely brilliant player and the star of the Euro Championship so far. I'm only gutted that, unlike the movie, he hasn't got a Scottish accent. Nationalist beast that only kicks off when I am watching Scotland lose at football, get behind me you swine. Hat tip to General Theory of Rubbish for the picture above.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Speaking of football. While the Sun and News of the World are debating who Bekham has fucked, Posh's bald cunt fucked the entire country in Euro 2004