Showing posts with label Matt Berry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Matt Berry. Show all posts

Monday, August 17, 2026

Busted Ruinate *

Busted on 180. (I actually went for the 180.) I've been here before. I just didn't realised how many times before:
The strange thing is that when I entered the score of 180 into the Russ Bray Dart App to acknowledge the busted throw, it recorded it as a 180 outshot. Did someone come up with a new rule change whilst I wasn't looking? 

So, either the app is busted ruinated fucked, or it is just another reminder that I originally opted the cheap arse bargain basement dart app all those years ago. Probably a combination of both.




94/50

*I realised I kept falling back on 'busted' as a post title for such 180s, so I broke out the online Merriam-Webster dictionary and plumped for 'ruinate' instead . . . it's just not the same. (In a Matt Berry voice.)

Tuesday, May 13, 2025

In the voice of Matt Berry . . .

Just stumbled across this on my desktop, and for the life of me I can't remember if I originally found it on Facebook or Twitter. I need more darts jokes like this in my life.

And that final panel is very Matt Berry/IT Crowdish. If you know, you know . . .