"My clock's ticking now . . . "

Sod Peter Kay, my clock's ticking . . .  I need to get to 200 before the end of the year.

197/50

"Putting me in charge of Christmas . . . "

Just plough through this. Line up The Waitresses. 

196/50

"School caretaking, my eye . . . "

Two 180s in 16 minutes. Nice when that happens. (Wrong order, naturally.)

195/50

"Shush with your genuine shit."

  could be a Peter Kay's Car Share quote but, no, it was family life . . . family drama . . . so it goes.

Still watching Peter Kay's Car Share. It's the dogging episode piping through my ears right now.

194/50

"I don't want to wake up dead"

No comment.

193/50

"He's shot up, hasn't he?"

 Insert "I had to hire an air balloon" joke here. Vertigo's no joke when you get to my age.

192/50

"This is the station with the timeless hits"

No inspiration at this point. True Colours coming through at this point. (Groan.)

191/50