Byrned out . . .

 I still occasionally throw  . . . and, more surprisingly, I occasionally hit what I'm aiming at.

Up to date?

For 2023, at least . . . for 180s in 2023 at least.

21/50

A Bonfire of the Inanities

. . . I had to go there.

20/50

That Meryl Streep song is cascading - cascading? - through my head

What Meryl Streep song nobody asks? The one from Only Murders in the Building . . . oh, okay?

19/50

50-50-4

 I'm never going to get that bastard, am I? . . . an ongoing series.

In fairness, it's not a shot I'm religiously going for everyday. It only really comes up when I'm playing - and losing - at Cricket against the Russ Bray app.

50-50-11

 I'm never going to get that bastard, am I?

'I dedicate this post to the late, great Doug Mountjoy . . .

First 3 darts of the day. What the actual fuck? 😂🤔😳

T9, T20, T20 

. . .  . . . and it was my last 3 darts of the day, also.

Quit whilst you're ahead.

Tales of the Unexpected . . .

Playing absolute garbage against the Russ Bray dart app and then I hit a 171 when I was on 191. (And it was the deciding leg.)  🎯

Still took me another 9 darts to hit the winning double. 😂

On this day . . .

They all add up.

18/50

Hiding on my phone

Just get it sorted.

17/50

"Echoes down my track . . . "

 

16/50

"I'm going to hum this tune forever . . ."

 

15/50

"Now I've come of age . . ."

 

14/50

Top tips, soft tips . . .

Riddle me this. Got the wee yin a soft tip dart board for his birthday and, though I felt a bit of traitor, I threw some soft tip darts to show him how it works. Slow forward five minutes and I hit a 180 with on the proper board with proper darts. Is that the key? Who knows. I dare not question the process.

 

13/50

"We saw him do a bit of a trick for Ireland."

 

12/50

"Happyish if we got good money for Abada."

 

11/50

"Celtic lost their goddamn mind."

 

10/50

"He's very unlucky . . . "

 

9/50

"Watch the time, please."

 

8/50

Cereal Driller

 

7/50