Tuesday, December 02, 2025

The Return of the Unsunny Ds

. . . with a bastard vengeance.

I am genuinely perplexed to know what happened. It really cropped up again at the eve of Thanksgiving Luck of the Draw, but I attributed that to extreme tiredness. Christ, it only cropped up at 2am that night/morning. But last night was horrific. Is it the team? The division? The bar? The change in the weather? Did I burn down two orphanages in a previous life? All I know is that I have no idea what is going to happen tonight. It might be the mother of all nightmares.

I should, despite all that, be happy enough with my 204th 180 of 2025, but I'm sure you can understand my bittersweet misery.



204/50

Tuesday, November 18, 2025

Monday, November 17, 2025

Houchenesque

 Sometimes the Zuck comes up Trumps . . . as opposed to him usually kissing Trump's arse. 

"Ronnie Clayton heading Blackburn Rovers' 78th-minute equaliser against Liverpool, FA Cup 6th Round, 1 March 1958. Ally MacLeod scored Rovers' winner a few minutes later. Crowd of 51,000 in Ewood Park."



I love a diving header. We all do. You look at the photograph, and you'd think Clayton was doing that every other week but it turns out that he scored less than 20 goals in a full and successful career. 

Killing time after breakfast . . .

Monday morning . . . one teen already at school . . . one teen dreading going to school. It's a league night, and as the Dartitis is haunting me again, I'm not playing legs against the Russ Bray Darts App. Just throwing semi-randomly at the board to get my Dart muscle memory up and running again. I really fear the worst tonight. I won't know until I'm actually there whether the Dartitis has enveloped me again.

What a thing not to look forward to.




198/50

Sunday, November 16, 2025

Saturday, November 15, 2025

Friday, November 14, 2025

Dream Baby (1989)

 


153 . . . for the hard of hearing.

Turns out it's been a while since my last recorded Round of 9. Still haven't gotten one in League play. Another one for my Darting bucket list. (Does 'bucket list' work in this context? I don't have a scooby.)





Correction or addendum . . . you decide:
According to this post from July, it looks like I hit Round 9s more often than I think. I guess I don't record them all for posterity.  If it's a Round 9 of, say, T19, T18, T17, I don't usually post a picture. The funny thing is that that sort of Round 9 is much more difficult than the Round 9 posted above, or even a 180 for that matter.

"I don't want to wake up dead"

No comment.




193/50

"He's shot up, hasn't he?"

 Insert "I had to hire an air balloon" joke here. Vertigo's no joke when you get to my age.




192/50

"This is the station with the timeless hits"

No inspiration at this point. True Colours coming through at this point. (Groan.)




191/50

Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Through a (camera) glass darkly . . .

Another one of those 180s hit in a Brooklyn bar on a league night before the start of the actual main event. I didn't come close to hitting one in the actual match itself.

Yep, I know the picture looks like it was taken underwater on a secondhand Kodak Brownie. It couldn't be helped. My phone was dying  - fuck you, iPhone 6 - and the match was about to start. I didn't have time to line up my picture Cartier-Bresson style. It could have been worse; if my phone had died before I had the chance to take the picture, you'd now instead be looking at badly drawn pencil sketch of a 180.




189/50

P.S.
We won 15-4 on the night. Played 4, won 3 . . . and in the match I lost, I actually played half-decent.

Saturday, November 08, 2025

Blue Ruin (2013)

 


I need to sharpen my darts before Monday night . . .

That second T20 was only staying in the board 'cos it was resting on the first T20. I had no choice but to go for the T19. Don't quote me on this but I think that's my first 177. Ordinarily, I would normally always go for the third T20 whatever the odds, but 20 minutes before my third dart had knocked out my first two darts when they were in and around the T20, so I went down a different darting road  . . . for once.

I might make a habit of it. Once I get past that itch of always wanting to hit 180s.



Thursday, November 06, 2025

14 Darter

I know I've hit 1 12-darter and 2 13-darters previously, so I shouldn't care so much for a 14-darter nowadays but it still hits the spot for me.

100, 100, 76, 140, 85 outshot (T15, D20)

107.4 average.

Tuesday, November 04, 2025

The morning after the night before . . .

Missed a 180 last night during a league game. A bit gutted, naturally, 'cos I always like a free T shirt. 

We played so well last week, and then get smashed this week. Such is the darting life.

This morning's 180 can only bring so much solace.




185/50

Monday, November 03, 2025

Wednesday, October 29, 2025

Three of three

The countdown concludes  . . . and the flash brightens up my life once more.

Three 180s in one day. That's quite a rarity these days. Last time I done that was May 29th.




183/50

Two of three

The countdown continues . . . and I'm still loving that flash. Give me my simple pleasures in life.





182/50

One of three

 A countdown commences . . .  I like it when the flash kicks in.




181/50

Thursday, October 23, 2025

Field of Anxious Dreams

I have had three darts dreams in the last two and a half days. 

That's not good . . . especially when those dreams doesn't involve me scoring a 9-darter against Luke Littler at a World Championship or bonding with Marisa Tomei over a love of Loxley's latest range of darts.

Instead, my brain insists on me dreaming about snapped darts, darting mishaps involving four darts in the board, and darts matches which resemble that pub scene from An American Werewolf in London.

I need a new hobby.

Tuesday, October 21, 2025

Hanging by a thread . . .

I'm sure you can guess which one was the third dart. A bit cheeky that I took time out to take the photo. If it had been an actual match, I'd have been sprinting to the dartboard to retrieve the darts before that third dart dropped out.




179/50

Sunday, October 19, 2025

Never fear . . .

. . . it may take 5 and a half years but I will hunt you down, and I will post those pics on the blog.

Where there's an opportunity for a humblebrag, it's never too late, never too sad or never too obnoxious.

Tuesday, October 14, 2025

Not so PC at PC's (groan)

Practicing before a Tuesday night league match. I think this might be my first ever 180 at this particular bar. I'm not 100% sure but a 180 is a 180. It could have spelt the kiss of death for the match itself but we ended up winning 10-9 on the night. And against a team from the same bar. Two derby wins in one week . . .and with Celtic flights. I need to pass them onto Brendan before the semi final.




178/50

The Mismatch Report

So last night's grudge match turned out to be a bit of a damp squib. Turns out they were nice guys, despite the fact that they had done the darting dirty on us last season (I'll give them the benefit of doubt for the season before that). 15-4 was a bit of massacre, but we needed the win and we especially needed the extra points.

I was just glad that the T-shirts didn't come back to bite us on the arse. That would have been embarrassing. Yes, I am being suitably cryptic.

In other news, just scored my 177th 180 of the year. They are few and far between at the moment. They always dry up in the fall. Don't know why. Probably my old bones and the weather.




177/50

Friday, October 10, 2025

Fuck you, Russ Bray

I was on double 2 after my first two darts. . . you can guess the rest. I wasn't waiting another 16 days for my next 180.

. . . I ended up losing the leg. I don't care. Fuck you, the Russ Bray App.



176/50

Use your imagination . . .

And breathe.

16 days . . . 16 bastard days . . .  it was 16 days since my last 180. It was lockdown all over again.

The daft thing is that I'm not actually playing that badly at the moment. I've probably thrown for a 180 about 7 or 8 times in the past week, but no banana. Funny how it works. Will I be able to hit 200 before the end of the year? Not if I only hit a 180 every 16 days. Fingers, thumbs and hot buns crossed.




175/50

Saturday, September 27, 2025

The 8th Wonder of the World

Looking through the early days of the blog and, again and again, stumbling across dead links. What a bastard shame.

Thank christ for Archive.org's wayback machine. A small crumb of comfort.

Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Red Star Parade?

Is it a sign? My 180s are few and far between at the moment, so getting a 180 . . . with Celtic flights  . . . on the day that Celtic are playing Red Star Belgrade? Crack shot darts for a "crack shot opposition". (Remember those cliches about Eastern European teams.?)




174/50

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

The Shoe by Gordon Legge (Polygon 1989)




Eight

At school Richard had been the boy most likely. He won a debating competition and collected A-grade Highers with case. When punk came along in '76/'77 Richard embraced it. Only two copies of Anarchy in the UK reached town: Richard got one and Senga Somerville the other. At youth clubs and school discos, Richard acted as DJ playing Shirley and Co’s Shame Shame Shame while his friends were listening to Tales from Topographic Oceans. Richard was first to wear an anti-Nazi League badge. Students who took part in the sit-ins to protest against the Biafran war would later admit to taking part ‘just for fun’: punk seemed different. Those who marched against the loathsome National Front in Lewisham projected an intensity of feeling. It was unfortunate that not all such demonstrations were as well motivated and executed. Too many causes were led by the ill-informed and supported by the ignorant. Mental said that pickets and demonstrators aspired to strength through exploitation and intimidation. It wasn’t honest like arguing and fighting.

Richard read avidly the music press of the late seventies: Julie Burchill, Tony Parsons, Jane Suck, Jonh Ingham, Jon Savage and the old guard: Charles Shaar Murray, Giovanni Dadomo and Nick Kent. Julie continued to write, adopting an extreme position then justifying it. She slagged off Catholics, worshipped Russia and supported Maggie in the Falklands. (Richard wrote into The Face saying that although Julie was right to support the fight against a Fascist junta, the British public would always be more motivated by the xenophobic side of the conflict.) Jon Savage became an art groupie. Tony Parsons wrote three bile-filled novels that never fully showed his talent. (His review of the first Clash LP was stuck on Richard's wall. Now that was writing.) Jane Suck became Jane Solanas, superdyke. Nick Kent’s signature appeared at the end of a few articles but they didn't seem very enthusiastic. He loved The Smiths, though. As for the others Richard didn't know where they were. He presumed they'd given up and gone fat. One of Richard's deepest regrets was that he hadn’t kept a chart of his most played records. He knew, though, that Parsons' and Burchill's The Boy Looked at Johnny was the book he had read most. While punk in the south attracted the arse-end of the media (high and low-brow), the provinces adopted the ‘No Fun’, ‘No Feelings’, ‘No Future’ triumvirate as dogma and it stuck like glue. Pun intended. The legacy of Sid Vicious meant spiky tops, leather jackets. The UK Subs, Oi and circles with A in the middle. Richard, though, continued to wear his anti-Nazi League badge through Tom Robinson, The Gang of Four, Cut, London Calling, Paul Morley and Dave McCullough.

Richard thought he'd be intimidated at university. He expected to meet people who knew everything about Dylan, Kafka and Scorsese. He was wrong, of course. The spirit of the Biafra sit-ins reigned. Like the hippies who had never heard of Muddy Waters and the punks who never bought any reggae, the students never did more than they had to. Richard left his degree course in English at the end of the third year. ‘I wanted to be trained in logic,’ he told Archie. 'I wanted to be educated to the extent whereby I no longer made stupid mistakes about things. I wanted common sense. One of my teachers at school said that he had been trained in logic at university. He was completely cool. He could see through lies like that. 

Sunday, September 21, 2025

And then there was none . . .

Well that 'effing sucks.

The Russ Bray Dart App decided to die on me, and when I reuploaded it to my phone all my previous stats were no longer there.

Starting again from scratch . . . 

Friday, September 19, 2025

Deadwood (2006)


Green on green violence

It's been a real long dry spell so this was a pleasant surprise. Not sure what's happened but my form is off at the moment and it's not at a particularly good time. (In short, the darts season has started.)




173/50

Wednesday, September 03, 2025

Boo hoo

I won't lie; I'm feeling really fucking flat at the moment. A whole combination of things that I won't go into on here. And not even a first 180 of September helps.




172/50

Saturday, August 30, 2025

The Thursday Murder Club (2025)

 


Fucked Around and Found Out: 76-100

Opponent: Computer Level 9
Date Started: 19th August 2025
Date Finished: 30th August 2025

A totally deserved hammering . . . well, sort of. 

I started to get the itch that my Dartitis might crop up again, so my (new) way of dealing with it is to just switch darts   . . . any darts. It doesn't matter. Anything to get you to stop me overthinking things, and to just feel a set barrel. 

That meant that during the course of this one-sided match, I must have changed my darts at least four or five times. Back and forth, forth and back. Funnily enough, a couple of the sets of darts that I opted for I'd tried to flog ages ago and they turned out to be okay in their own fashion. I even scored some 180s with them both. Will either of them become 'match' darts. It's too soon to say.





Midnight special

First ever 180 with the Designa Elite 95 V2 darts. I've had them for years, tried - and failed - to sell them years ago, and they've been lying around ever since. Picked them up - and others - 'cos I thought I could feel the Dartitis recurring again, and I thought if I just threw different darts it might help counteract that. I was wondering if they could work as my match darts but they might be a bit too thin, and susceptible to variations in flight when throwing them in a bar setting.




171/50

Monday, August 25, 2025

Near perfection . . .

I actually consider this attempted sequence to be the peak/ultimate/most elusive (delete as appropriate) 9-dart combination. I wrote words to that effect 4 and a half years ago on a Darts forum.

Gutted that they missed it. Hopefully this clip goes viral, and someone else will attempt it.




I better mention the players names in the post itself. Videos from YouTube have a tendency to go awol after a couple of years. Step forward Sweden's Anton Östlund and Andreas Harrysson.

Saturday, August 23, 2025

A nice day out

Messing around with other darts that I haven't used for a while and I hit a 180 with these Harrow Graflites. It's a pleasant surprise but I'm under no illusions that these could be future go-to-darts. Not grippy enough for me.




170/50


Addendum:
I've only hit one 180 with these darts before, and that was back in November 2021.

Owning Up by George P. Pelecanos (Mulholland Books 2024)

 


Afterward, Caruso stood and spoke on behalf of his son. What he said had been carefully written and rehearsed, but it was from the heart. A young male lawyer in the gallery was smiling at Caruso as he spoke, as if something was funny. Caruso’s blood jumped, he wanted to slap the smile off that cunt’s face, but he got through the speech, which was really a plea for mercy.

[From the novella, 'The No-Knock'.]

Friday, August 22, 2025

Always something there to rebound on me . . .

 Posted November 3rd, 9.57 AM.

See what I mean about different darts and false dawns? Two 180s within six minutes. Of course, I was going to start dreaming 'Could these be the ones?' I've lost count of the number of times that I've had this wee dream floating through my brain.

Always fall for it. Always fucks up. Always come crawling back to the blog to moan about it.





169/50