. . . and on St Andrews Day!
Rejoice with a Caramel Wafer bought from a Brooklyn supermarket in a neighbourhood where there's a large Afro-Caribbean population, and if you can't lay your grubby mitts on a can of Irn Bru, do the next best thing: squeeze a dash of Dawn's orange scented washing up liquid into a bowl of hot water - dirty dishes are optional - and breath in that aroma. I swear it smells like Irish Bru. Just don't become overcame with waves of nostalgia and try and drink it. Hospital bills are extortionate in the USA.
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