Thursday, June 29, 2006

Maybe Not . . .

The plot thickens. Apparently, Carragher and Rooney have also been noticed not singing 'God Save The Queen'. Explanation for their refusal comes by way of the comments section of Slugger O'Toole's blog:

"Notice how those 2 catholic scousers, Carragher and Rooney were the only 2 not singing God Save The Queen."

That's that sorted then. It's a manc-scouse conspiracy comprising of a shotgun marriage between Irish Republicans and Socialists, who are hell bent on derailing the possibility of England winning the World Cup and, thus, ensuring we have to put up with, in perpetuity, the catholic-jewish alliance of Skinner and Baddiel releasing 'Three Lions' every four years. Trevorland will lose the final on penalties against old political footballing foes Argentina Germany, after Carragher, Rooney, Neville and Peter Crouch* miss their penalties.

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*Despite playing for Liverpool, Crouch isn't part of the manc-scouse cabal, and therefore shouldn't be implicated in this conspiracy. He just happens to be shit at taking penalties.

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