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Monday, February 21, 2022

Board Dash

That moment in life when you do the 60-yard sprint in 4.7 seconds to get to your phone so you can take a pic before the third dart falls out. That.





8/50

Saturday, February 19, 2022

Velocity . . . velocity.

Nicked from Facebook

Reporter: ‘What qualities will Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink bring?’
Strachan: ‘Have no idea but I said I’d bring a big name to the club!’




Friday, February 18, 2022

Tungsten Tales

 Mixing Darts with a knock-off of Scrabble. Get in. 



Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Can't remember the bar

 


7/50


Addendum:
"Can't remember the bar"  . . . 

Posting on the 6th February 2025. It must have been the Pour House. I remember I had to show my vaccination ID to get served. Funny to think that - three years on -  I've since played in there a few times in my local darts league. I've yet to hit another 180 in there, though.

Sunday, February 13, 2022

My Aim Is True

4th 180 in the past week. The honeymoon period with the One80 Rectifiers happily continues.

P.S Honeymoons' don't last forever. 



6/50

Monday, February 07, 2022

My previous score was probably a 7 . . .

3 180s in 2 days after 2 in the previous month. I'll never understand Darts.



5/50

Sunday, February 06, 2022

Dear Robin . . .

Cheating on the @LoxleyDarts Robins again.

Two 180s in one day. That has not happened in months. (10 months . . . I looked.)

I fear it means that me and the Loxley Robins will have to have THAT TALK: "It's not you, it's me . . . actually it's you."



4/50


Feeling guilty . . .ish

It's been a while. Feel a bit guilty about cheating on my Loxley Robins with ufo darts I bought from Amazon but . . .  fuck  it . . . a 180 is a 180.


3/50


Saturday, February 05, 2022

Blind Date: What are these darts?

 Serves me right for cheating on my Loxley Robins: